Ok, I have something to admit. This isn’t the sort of statement I normally like to throw around in such a public forum but it has to be said: For the past 6 weeks of The Bachelorette, I’ve been…well…bored. Like if you gave me an annoyingly-beautiful wall and asked me to paint it Bright Vanilla, I’d be more intrigued by watching said paint dry than watching what should be the bestestshowaroundlikeobviduh. It’s not just that it’s been mundane, it’s been depressing. Like a three-legged puppy. Or Bryden’s haircut. But then… Oh, but then. Suddenly we have Drew appearing as if from nowhere (no, but really) and pressing Desiree right UP against that building and… Dayum. I haven’t felt this excited...
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